# Banta: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
Santa: About 45 pounds!!
# Doctor: Madam, ur husband needs rest, plz give him these sleeping pills.
Wife: Doctor, when should I give these pills 2 him?
Doctor: These pills are 4 you.
# English Teacher: Johnny, the clock on the wall is not working, but you have a watch. What time is it?
Johnny: 2 o`watch.
# Two fundamentals of cool life.
1. Walk like u r the king.
2. Walk like u don`t care whosoever the king is.
# Banta Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Santa: Yes, the Empire State Building can`t jump!
# Teacher: How can we get clean water?
Pappu: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
Santa: About 45 pounds!!
# Doctor: Madam, ur husband needs rest, plz give him these sleeping pills.
Wife: Doctor, when should I give these pills 2 him?
Doctor: These pills are 4 you.
# English Teacher: Johnny, the clock on the wall is not working, but you have a watch. What time is it?
Johnny: 2 o`watch.
# Two fundamentals of cool life.
1. Walk like u r the king.
2. Walk like u don`t care whosoever the king is.
# Banta Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Santa: Yes, the Empire State Building can`t jump!
# Teacher: How can we get clean water?
Pappu: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
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