# Santa: What is my exam number?
Teacher: It`s 438625.
Santa: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!
# Santa: In my dreams, rats play football every night.
Dr: Take this tablet, you will be OK.
Santa: Can I take it tomorrow?
Dr.: Y?
Santa: Tonight is the final match.
# Santa & Banta were talking.
Banta: I got married bcoz I was tired of eating out, cleaning house, & doing laundry work.
Santa: I took divorce 4 the same reason!
# Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle.
Tourist: How do we escape if lion comes now?
Santa: Give right indicator and turn left.
# Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole nyt.
He got so irritated dat he drank poison & said: Ha ha! bite me now u devils, now all of u will die.
# Teacher: What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined?
Pappu: BANANA
Teacher: It`s 438625.
Santa: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy number!!!
# Santa: In my dreams, rats play football every night.
Dr: Take this tablet, you will be OK.
Santa: Can I take it tomorrow?
Dr.: Y?
Santa: Tonight is the final match.
# Santa & Banta were talking.
Banta: I got married bcoz I was tired of eating out, cleaning house, & doing laundry work.
Santa: I took divorce 4 the same reason!
# Santa is driving a jeep in a jungle.
Tourist: How do we escape if lion comes now?
Santa: Give right indicator and turn left.
# Santa was getting bitten by mosquitoes d whole nyt.
He got so irritated dat he drank poison & said: Ha ha! bite me now u devils, now all of u will die.
# Teacher: What will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atoms of NA combined?
Pappu: BANANA
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