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Sunday, March 13, 2011

(page 38)

# Manager: A room with double bed? But sir you are alone?
Santa: Yes, It is just that I wish to enjoy the silence from the other bed.


# Preeto: I wonder if I could borrow your rug beater?
Jeeto: I am sorry but he doesn`t get home till 8 o`clock.


# Santa: I wonder why it is we can`t save anything?
Jeeto: It is the neighbours dear, they are always doing something we can`t afford.


# Preeto: I will kiss you on the chin.
Banta: Can`t you raise your offer?


# Preeto: I would rather see Banta hanged.
Jeeto: You marry him and it won't be long before he will hang himself.


# He: If you keep looking like that I am going to kiss you.
She: Well hurry up, I can`t hold this expression much longer.

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