# One of the best msgs that I have received...
Life is beautiful
Terms & Conditions of wife apply.
# Inspector: It says that the man was shot by his wife at close range.
Expert: Then there must have been powder marks on the body.
Inspector: That is why she shot him.
# Son: How do they catch the lunatics daddy?
Father: With face powder, lipstick and skimpy clothes.
# Banta: How much of ur salary do u take home 2 ur wife on pay day?
Santa: None.
Banta: How`s dat?
Santa: She meets me outside d office & takes it herself.
# Doc to Jeeto: Any history of insanity in the family?
Jeeto: Yes, my husband thinks he is the boss.
# He: Does your father object to kissing?
She: You yourself can find out after kissing him.
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