# Banta: What was the real reason of your divorce?
Santa: Our marriage.
# As promised to Obama, India is giving jobs to Americans...
Pamela Anderson is the first recruitment
# Santa: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How?
Santa: You said this is America made radio. But when I put it on, it says All India Radio.
# A couple planned to commit suicide together. But once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive.
# The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!
# Breaking news:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.
Santa: Our marriage.
# As promised to Obama, India is giving jobs to Americans...
Pamela Anderson is the first recruitment
# Santa: You cheated me.
Shopkeeper: How?
Santa: You said this is America made radio. But when I put it on, it says All India Radio.
# A couple planned to commit suicide together. But once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive.
# The ultimate and the Rajnikanth award goes to `OSCAR`!
# Breaking news:
Rajnikanth was shot today.
Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.
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