# Teacher: How old is ur father?
Santa: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Santa: He became father only after I was born.
# Having a wife is a part of living.
But living with your wife and having a girl friend is called the art of living.
# C.A.T. exam best question: Spell d word `COW` in 13 letters.
Topper replies: See o double you.
# Banta: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Santa: Magnets have a positive side!
# Q: What did the gangster`s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.
# A boy came running to the kitchen.
Boy: Dad, there is an ugly monster at the door.
Dad (Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!
Santa: As old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Santa: He became father only after I was born.
# Having a wife is a part of living.
But living with your wife and having a girl friend is called the art of living.
# C.A.T. exam best question: Spell d word `COW` in 13 letters.
Topper replies: See o double you.
# Banta: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Santa: Magnets have a positive side!
# Q: What did the gangster`s son tell his dad when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.
# A boy came running to the kitchen.
Boy: Dad, there is an ugly monster at the door.
Dad (Looking at his wife): Tell him we have already got one!
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