# Banta: There are 54 bars in this town and I am proud to say that I have never been in one of them.
Santa: Which one is that?
# Santa: Would you like me to help you with your homework.
Pappu: No thanks, I can get it wrong by myself.
# Preeto: I have just come back from the beauty parlour.
Jeeto: Pity it was closed.
# Banta: What is the difference between a nail and a boxer?
Santa: One gets knocked in the other gets knocked out.
# Banta: When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
Santa: When you are a mouse.
# Santa: Do you know that it is not fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end.
Santa: Which one is that?
# Santa: Would you like me to help you with your homework.
Pappu: No thanks, I can get it wrong by myself.
# Preeto: I have just come back from the beauty parlour.
Jeeto: Pity it was closed.
# Banta: What is the difference between a nail and a boxer?
Santa: One gets knocked in the other gets knocked out.
# Banta: When is it unlucky to see a black cat?
Santa: When you are a mouse.
# Santa: Do you know that it is not fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end.
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