# Santa: I had a fine dream last night. I dreamed I was touring the world in a fine car.
Jeeto: Yes, I heard the engine snorting.
# Boss: 2day is my wife`s b`day. I want 2 please her when I go home this evening. Can u suggest anything?
Secretary: I suggest u remove that lipstick 4m ur face.
# Banta: Do you think a genius ever makes a good husband?
Santa: You should better ask my wife.
# Preeto: How do you know for sure that your husband was drunk?
Jeeto: He wanted to kiss me.
# Banta: I have worked under the same boss for 20 years.
Santa: That`s nothing. Its my silver wedding anniversary next week.
# Banta: What becomes of the average man`s income?
Santa: It goes to the average woman.
Jeeto: Yes, I heard the engine snorting.
# Boss: 2day is my wife`s b`day. I want 2 please her when I go home this evening. Can u suggest anything?
Secretary: I suggest u remove that lipstick 4m ur face.
# Banta: Do you think a genius ever makes a good husband?
Santa: You should better ask my wife.
# Preeto: How do you know for sure that your husband was drunk?
Jeeto: He wanted to kiss me.
# Banta: I have worked under the same boss for 20 years.
Santa: That`s nothing. Its my silver wedding anniversary next week.
# Banta: What becomes of the average man`s income?
Santa: It goes to the average woman.
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