# Boy: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf?
Girl: That is unfortunate.
Boy: What did you say?
# Pappu: Excuse me, but I don`t think I deserve a mark of 0 for this exam paper.
Teacher: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark I can give.
# Teacher: In this exam, you will be allowed 10 minutes for each question.
Pappu: And how long for each answer?
# There was the dentist who went back to medical college to become a gynaecologist, This guy wanted to get into bigger cavities.
# Banta: What is the best way to see flying saucers?
Santa: Pinch the waitress.
# Jeeto: I want you to explain why I have to wear these same old clothes.
Santa: Bcoz if u don`t, you could scare the dog.
Girl: That is unfortunate.
Boy: What did you say?
# Pappu: Excuse me, but I don`t think I deserve a mark of 0 for this exam paper.
Teacher: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark I can give.
# Teacher: In this exam, you will be allowed 10 minutes for each question.
Pappu: And how long for each answer?
# There was the dentist who went back to medical college to become a gynaecologist, This guy wanted to get into bigger cavities.
# Banta: What is the best way to see flying saucers?
Santa: Pinch the waitress.
# Jeeto: I want you to explain why I have to wear these same old clothes.
Santa: Bcoz if u don`t, you could scare the dog.
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