# Judge: Third time you are coming to court. You don`t have any shame?
Santa: Your honour! Why do u coming daily?
# Banta was d official driver of a minister. Once d minister asked him, `Banta let me drive d car 2day.`
Banta: It is a car & not d sarkar which any1 can drive.
# Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife and not her lover?
Santa: Your honour, it`s easier 2 shoot a woman once then shooting one man every week.
# Dr: Madam, your husband needs rest and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Dr: They are for you.
# Santa: Have u read William Shakespeare?
Banta: No. By the way, who wrote it?
# Life is beautiful!
Terms & conditions of the wife apply.
Santa: Your honour! Why do u coming daily?
# Banta was d official driver of a minister. Once d minister asked him, `Banta let me drive d car 2day.`
Banta: It is a car & not d sarkar which any1 can drive.
# Judge: Why did u shoot ur wife and not her lover?
Santa: Your honour, it`s easier 2 shoot a woman once then shooting one man every week.
# Dr: Madam, your husband needs rest and please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Dr: They are for you.
# Santa: Have u read William Shakespeare?
Banta: No. By the way, who wrote it?
# Life is beautiful!
Terms & conditions of the wife apply.
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