# Jeeto: I hav read in a newspaper dat widows make d best wives.
Santa: May be! Bt u can`t expect me 2 kill myself dat u can b good wife 2 sum1 else.
# A widow wrote on the tombstone of her husband.
Rest in peace-till we meet again.
# Banta: Did Ramesh furnish his whole house with second-hand stuff?
Santa: Yes, he even married a widow.
# One: I am the fourth husband of my wife.
Two: You are not a husband but a habit.
# One: It is sickening the way my wife keeps talking about her ex-husband.
Two: That is nothing. Mine keeps talking about her next husband.
# Woman: When my husband left me, he said: he was going to join the army for a little peace.
Santa: May be! Bt u can`t expect me 2 kill myself dat u can b good wife 2 sum1 else.
# A widow wrote on the tombstone of her husband.
Rest in peace-till we meet again.
# Banta: Did Ramesh furnish his whole house with second-hand stuff?
Santa: Yes, he even married a widow.
# One: I am the fourth husband of my wife.
Two: You are not a husband but a habit.
# One: It is sickening the way my wife keeps talking about her ex-husband.
Two: That is nothing. Mine keeps talking about her next husband.
# Woman: When my husband left me, he said: he was going to join the army for a little peace.
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