# Jeeto was teaching Grammar
Jeeto: 'I am beautiful'. Which tense is this?
Santa: Past tense.
# Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn`t tell me where..
# Santa: Jeeto darling, just say a few words that will mean heaven.
Jeeto: Go and shoot yourself.
# Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.
# Santa: I tried your number so many times, it always said `Switched Off`!
Banta: No. It`s my Hello Tune.
# Santa: May I come in Sir?
Interviewer: Wait please.
Santa: 80 Kg Sir!
Jeeto: 'I am beautiful'. Which tense is this?
Santa: Past tense.
# Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn`t tell me where..
# Santa: Jeeto darling, just say a few words that will mean heaven.
Jeeto: Go and shoot yourself.
# Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.
# Santa: I tried your number so many times, it always said `Switched Off`!
Banta: No. It`s my Hello Tune.
# Santa: May I come in Sir?
Interviewer: Wait please.
Santa: 80 Kg Sir!
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