joker

Banta: Dancing is in my blood.
Preeto: It means your blood circulation is poor, it has not reached your feet yet.

Santa: My son`s teacher regards him as a wonder child.
Banta: Why wonder child?
Santa: Bcoz the teacher wonders whether he will ever learn anything.

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity.

Weather Man: I have been transferred to Delhi.
Wife: I have noticed the weather here does not agree with you.

He: I would go through anything for you.
She: Ok, let`s start with your bank accou