# Lady: When you are finished with me, will my husband think I am beautiful?
Beautician: May be, does he still drink a lot?
# Wife: Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?
Husband: No, I really can`t. I distinctly remembered having taken my shirt off.
# Banta: I have been trying to think of a word for two weeks.
Santa: It`s a fortnight.
# All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.
# What`s d difference between people who pray in Temples and people who pray in d Exam Centres?
Those in d exam centres are damn serious.
# Santa (to receptionist of hotel): Can you give me a room and a bath?
Receptionist: I can give you a room, but you will have to have a bath yourself.
Beautician: May be, does he still drink a lot?
# Wife: Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar?
Husband: No, I really can`t. I distinctly remembered having taken my shirt off.
# Banta: I have been trying to think of a word for two weeks.
Santa: It`s a fortnight.
# All of our politicians play KBC in reverse manner. They make crores and crores first and then answer the questions later.
# What`s d difference between people who pray in Temples and people who pray in d Exam Centres?
Those in d exam centres are damn serious.
# Santa (to receptionist of hotel): Can you give me a room and a bath?
Receptionist: I can give you a room, but you will have to have a bath yourself.
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