# Banta: Doctor: I am having trouble with my breathing.
Doctor: I will give you something that will soon stop that.
# A sign in a cafe:
All drinking water in this cafe has been passed by the management.
# Father: When I was a young man, girls knew how to blush.
Son: What did you say to them?
# Preeto: I won`t marry you, and you know why?
Banta: No, I can`t think.
Preeto: That`s why.
# Santa: The planes are so fast these days that there is no time to get acquainted with the air hostess.
# Santa: I know an engaged couple who hav a prblm.
Banta: Wat is d prblm?
Santa: She wants 2 mary him wen he is not drunk & he won`t mary her wen he is sober.
Doctor: I will give you something that will soon stop that.
# A sign in a cafe:
All drinking water in this cafe has been passed by the management.
# Father: When I was a young man, girls knew how to blush.
Son: What did you say to them?
# Preeto: I won`t marry you, and you know why?
Banta: No, I can`t think.
Preeto: That`s why.
# Santa: The planes are so fast these days that there is no time to get acquainted with the air hostess.
# Santa: I know an engaged couple who hav a prblm.
Banta: Wat is d prblm?
Santa: She wants 2 mary him wen he is not drunk & he won`t mary her wen he is sober.
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