# Banta: How do you know when you are getting old?
Santa: When the candles cost more than the cake.
# On a sign board in New Delhi:
Wear a helmet or you may have a hell mate.
# Her telephone is a private number - every private has it.
# Banta: Have you noticed that most heroes are married man?
Santa: Every married man is a hero.
# Crazy fact of today`s generation.
Once upon a time, girls used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their fathers.
# He: What you prefer in a man - wealth, position, character or appearance?
She: Appearance and the sooner the better.
Santa: When the candles cost more than the cake.
# On a sign board in New Delhi:
Wear a helmet or you may have a hell mate.
# Her telephone is a private number - every private has it.
# Banta: Have you noticed that most heroes are married man?
Santa: Every married man is a hero.
# Crazy fact of today`s generation.
Once upon a time, girls used to cook like their mothers.
But now they drink like their fathers.
# He: What you prefer in a man - wealth, position, character or appearance?
She: Appearance and the sooner the better.
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