# There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
# Husband: When I`m gone, you`ll never find another man like me.
Wife: What makes you think I`d want another man like you!
# 1st Prisoner: What were you convicted for?
2nd Prisoner: Nothing.
1st Prisoner: Honestly for nothing. I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
# Once God thought He cannot look after everyone so He created `Mother`.
When devil saw that God created `Mother`, he became crazy and created Mother-In-Law!
# Why couldn`t the Santa write the number `eleven`?
He didn`t know which `one` came first.
# Why does Santa keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They`re there for those who don`t drink.
There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it.
# Husband: When I`m gone, you`ll never find another man like me.
Wife: What makes you think I`d want another man like you!
# 1st Prisoner: What were you convicted for?
2nd Prisoner: Nothing.
1st Prisoner: Honestly for nothing. I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
# Once God thought He cannot look after everyone so He created `Mother`.
When devil saw that God created `Mother`, he became crazy and created Mother-In-Law!
# Why couldn`t the Santa write the number `eleven`?
He didn`t know which `one` came first.
# Why does Santa keep empty beer bottles in his fridge?
They`re there for those who don`t drink.
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